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01\/23\/2026 - "You don't have a will?!"<\/a><\/div>
01\/16\/2026 - A report from Minnesota<\/a><\/div>
01\/09\/2026 - On turning 44 (cue Wilhelm scream)<\/a><\/div>
01\/02\/2026 - Every day is a new year<\/a><\/div>
12\/26\/2025 - Our collective 2025<\/a><\/div>
12\/19\/2025 - Lines I loved this year<\/a><\/div>
12\/12\/2025 - Pinning shrimp and spinning out<\/a><\/div>
12\/05\/2025 - Surreal experiments<\/a><\/div>
11\/28\/2025 - Who's selling out?<\/a><\/div>
11\/21\/2025 - The working artist's prayer<\/a><\/div>
11\/14\/2025 - Business and pleasure<\/a><\/div>
11\/07\/2025 - Ride the vibe<\/a><\/div>
10\/31\/2025 - Let's party, future ancestors!<\/a><\/div>
10\/24\/2025 - I'm every bivalve<\/a><\/div>
10\/17\/2025 - Special toilet edition<\/a><\/div>
10\/10\/2025 - FAQ about your Friend<\/a><\/div>
10\/03\/2025 - You pointed fiend!<\/a><\/div>
09\/26\/2025 - What a time for a vocational crisis<\/a><\/div>
09\/19\/2025 - Time travel via a light hangover<\/a><\/div>
09\/12\/2025 - Call it what it is<\/a><\/div>
09\/05\/2025 - The magic of the writing process<\/a><\/div>
08\/29\/2025 - Full of surprises<\/a><\/div>
08\/22\/2025 - Turns out I'm a romantic<\/a><\/div>
08\/15\/2025 - The perks of being an in-law<\/a><\/div>
08\/08\/2025 - Coolcation, all I ever wanted<\/a><\/div><\/div>");